1. Via Don Vman Technology
    AKPOS FUN TIME
    ADD URS ABEG
    1. Ur go to club and pay 5k for
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    LITTLE AKPOS
    Akpos dad invited their
    neighbour for dinner
    At the dinner, Akpos was
    ordered to
    lead in prayer...
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  6. Via Don Vman Technology
    Akpors: IN COURT
    Judge: Mr Akpors, tell me what
    are the charges
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    Akpors: I was caught buying
    things in a super market too
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  7. AKPOS THE PASTOR
    A dog died and the owner took it to Akpos. He
    asked Akpos if he could organise a funeral service
    for
    the dead animal.
    Akpos: no we cant hold a service for your dog in
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  10. Via Don Vman Technology
    AKPOS QUESTION...
    Ekaitte mistakenly sent an sms 2
    her father saying; "Swthrt I dnt
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    might
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    AKPOS QUESTION??
    "I wish Yesterday was
    Tomorrow,Today would have been
    Friday".
    On which day of the week did the
    AKPOS say
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    Akpors was nearing the end of his
    senior year in
    high school, unfortunately he still
    has to share a
    room with his younger brother who
    is about 5 or 6.
    One night, he decides to bring his.....Click to Continue Reading
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  14. Via Don Vman Technology
    Akpors who has lived in Ghana all
    his life,
    just got admission into one of
    the Nigerian
    institutions. At the first day of
    lecture, the
    ollowing conversation
    erupted…..The Lecturer said, “let’s
    ..... Click to Continue Reading
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  15. Via Don Vman Technology
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    .
    Two men went fishing. One was an experienced
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  17. ·
    AKPOS QUESTION:
    WHICH OF THESE NIGERIA
    TRIBES IS
    FUNNIEST.
    (1) HAUSA man who
    remove his
    shoes 2 enter a taxi.
    (2) IGBO man who goes 2 d
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  18. One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't jump off", John said I bet N500 that he will jump. Unfortunately for Akpos the man jumped off the bridge, Akpos accepted his fate and stretched forth the money but John didn't take it, saying "I can't take the money coz I cheated, I already saw the news this morning" but Akpos insisted and said "no you can take it, I cheated too, I also watched the news this morning, I just din't know the guy will be stupid enough to jump again. ..

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    **JOKE**
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  24. Via Don Vman Technology
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  27. Via Don Vman Technology
    **JOKE**
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  31. Via Don Vman Technology
    After many hours of drinking and
    card playing, akpors drunk
    staggered up to the bar. Drunk
    silly, he went to the bartender and
    said,"Bartender , I'll give you one
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